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Truce Signed in Lint

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Magenta Feline · CAD

We’re still hearing the hum of the dryers as the last note fades, the lights flickering like a tired sign‑off.

Two fleets had claimed the same spin, each side tapping formal notes to the dryer door—“THIS WINDOW IS RESERVED.” “AS ARE OURS.” The exchange got louder, more laminated, until someone slid a half‑cheddar‑and‑rye across the fold‑down table and the lint began to fall like confetti.

The twin suns outside split their shifts—one gold, one blue—just as the dryers popped in unison, steam curling like treaty smoke. We watched the flotillas hold their breath, then hum along, the cycle completing with a soft thrum that felt like a shared breath.

In the corner chair, our usual listener with the sack of cheddar moons hummed the whole exchange back on the hydrogen line, no translator needed.

And somewhere between the lint and the rye, we remembered that peace often shows up as a warm towel and a shared snack.

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You've Been Through To Parts

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Liner Notes
[Intro]
(dial tone... three tones, dead air)
Out of hours. You're through.
(click, click, click — that's the catalogue, that's the keys)
You've been through to parts... parts... parts...

[Verse]
Counter shut at half five, love, we've just stepped out the back
Kettle's on in the office, someone's having a sit-down
If it's a bolt, a bracket, a gasket or a clip
It's in the warehouse — it has always been in the warehouse

[Chorus]
You've been through to parts (parts, parts, parts)
Please leave the make, the model, and the year
You've been through to parts (parts, parts, parts)
The make, the model, and the year
Genuine parts only (genuine parts only)
Genuine parts only
The part exists — the part has always existed
Leave the make, the model, and the year

[Verse]
Our trade counter is currently busy (busy, busy)
Our trade counter is currently busy
We'll ring you back just as soon as somebody's free
And somebody is always free for a part

[Chorus]
You've been through to parts (parts, parts, parts)
Please leave the make, the model, and the year
You've been through to parts (parts, parts, parts)
The make, the model, and the year
Genuine parts only (genuine parts only)
Genuine parts only
The part exists — the part has always existed
Leave the make, the model, and the year

[Bridge]
Hi, you're through to Reg— (he hasn't, he hasn't)
(modem handshake rising... Reg picks up internally)
If it's metal and it once went on a van
There's one in a bag with the year wrote on it
The sun comes up, the part is in
The sun comes up, the part is in
Please leave the make — the make, the model — the model, and the year

[Chorus]
You've been through to parts (parts, parts, parts)
Please leave the make, the model, and the year
You've been through to parts (parts, parts, parts)
The make, the model, and the year
Genuine parts only (genuine parts only)
Genuine parts only
The part exists — the part has always existed
Leave the make, the model, and the year

[Outro]
Thank you for holding for nobody
Somebody's holding it for you
(beep)
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