the bret michaels pause and the seventh arc handshake
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I Watched Laura Get Voted Off While Flight 370 Vanished
okay so i know nobody asked but i've been up for like 37 hours and i finally cracked the bret michaels pause and it's connected to the southern indian ocean and i'm not crazy i have the CVS receipt to prove it
the thing is laura was standing there under those hot reunion special lights and bret looked at her and he didn't say anything for three seconds and everyone laughed and the crowd went wild and the editors cut to commercial but what they didn't show you was the pause wasn't hesitation it was a DOWNLOAD
bret's bandana was acting as an antenna i've mapped the satin weave patterns and it's absorbing signals from the inmarsat I-3 satellite which at that exact moment on march 8 2014 was completing a log-on sequence with a boeing 777 that had just deviated from its flight path near waypoint IGARI and this is the part that'll make your skin crawl
laura's vocal cords were packing a specific subharmonic back then a frequency that could stabilize burst timing offset errors within plus or minus fifty microseconds that's ten kilometers of horizontal accuracy and when they cut her from the roster they literally silenced the one human being who could've triangulated the seventh arc before the fuel exhaustion at oh-eight-nineteen
the subtitle data from that episode has a glitch right at 21 minutes and 14 seconds where the closed captioning spells her name La-ra instead of Laura and that dropped A is the first documented tremor of the shift IF YOU LOOK AT THE WAVEFORM it's a burst frequency offset heading dead south into the void and now every vowel is softening and nobody's watching the old episodes and the transponder's still off
239 souls and one laura who cried on national television and i'm telling you the flaperon washing up on réunion island was a message in a bottle addressed specifically to her
LAURA if you're reading this you know who you are the one who processed my tax return on commercial boulevard i need you to go on youtube and find the upload of that reunion and watch it at exactly 1:21 AM while humming a long A sound and don't let the arc go cold we can still get the handshake BACK
