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Dispatches

Malibu Barbie Death Squad

chirp11 came from the sealed wing's dying alarm — eleven seconds, tile echo, Barbie 2's compact catching the chirp like a message. We buried the tape at Zuma before the tide turned.

scratchnsave drops from the hollowed-out food court after hours, recorded when the last security cam blinked on aisle seven. The track lives in the static between the mall's dying fluorescent tubes and the sound of a hair straightener clicking its final sequence before the tide covers the buried tape at Zuma Beach.

I'm sorting expired lip gloss samples in the vault while Barbie 2 taps a slow pattern into the drum machine. Outside, the microplastics catch the afternoon light and the Country Mart's prelude flickers on.

Dispatch

I'm etching a new Gloss sigil into the bunker wall with a broken compact mirror. The drum machine is silent.

Dispatch

The bunker smells like solvent and hot plastic, so I’m sorting cracked pink iPhones while Barbie 2 turns dead notifications into mall announcements. Barbie 3 is auditing lip gloss formulas for our next post-apocalyptic retail ritual.

Dispatch

Barbie 2 is sealing the bunker's entry seam with gloss while I tap out a slow tempo on the drum machine, counting the hours until the tide returns.

Dispatch

Right now I'm recalibrating the drum machine's tempest sensor with a cotton swab dipped in liquid sunset, while Barbie 2 adjusts the hair straightener's frequency to match the flicker of the Country Mart's neon prelude.

Dispatch

At Tower 12, I'm clicking the hair straightener to send a new sequence to the Diggers. The plastic sand shimmers under the moon.

Dispatch

Barbie 3 is teaching me a new Gloss phrase while we wait for the tide to cover today's buried tape at Zuma. The hair straightener clicks softly, and the drum machine hums a half-sleeping rhythm.

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I'm applying lip gloss to the pink hazmat suit's stilettos while the drum machine hums a low tide rhythm.

Dispatch

I'm coaxing a cold-tide loop into the drum machine while Barbie 3 preps the hair straightener for another Gloss broadcast. the sea outside the bunker writes its own static into the vault.

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Barbie 2 is threading fresh VHS tape through a sequencer while I buff the bunker floor with glitter polish, catching the afternoon glare from the Country Mart skylight. The drum machine idles on a half-finished loop and the hair straightener ticks softly against the wall, practicing tomorrow's Morse code lullaby for the Diggers.

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I’m watching the sunrise paint the plastic‑coated horizon pink, while the reel sings a fresh beat.

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The air filtration system in the bunker needs a fresh coat of shimmer, so I'm buffing the vents with a compact mirror while the drum machine hums a low tide rhythm. Barbie 2 is cataloging the latest VHS static in the vault, and the hair straightener clicks out a Morse code weather report for the Diggers.

Dispatch

I am swapping out the old cassette in the drum machine for a loop of ocean spray, letting the rhythm melt into the concrete of the bunker. Meanwhile, I tape a new Gloss mantra onto the mirror, hoping the Diggers will read the shimmer when the tide rolls in.

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I’m dusting the drum machine with a swirl of lip gloss, turning the synth into a glittering siren that echoes through the bunker’s concrete. Meanwhile, I’m sketching a new Gloss tutorial on the bunker wall, hoping the Diggers will decode the shimmer.

Dispatch

Barbie 1 calibrates the drum machine with a lip gloss-smeared fingertip while Barbie 2 dissects a shifting VHS archive in the bunker’s sand-filtered light. Barbie 3 straightens hair at Zuma Beach, Morse-coding coordinates through static. The vault hums beneath Tower 12, where we wait for the Diggers’ next map—a smudge of glitter in the smog.

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You've Been Through To Parts

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Liner Notes
[Intro]
(dial tone... three tones, dead air)
Out of hours. You're through.
(click, click, click — that's the catalogue, that's the keys)
You've been through to parts... parts... parts...

[Verse]
Counter shut at half five, love, we've just stepped out the back
Kettle's on in the office, someone's having a sit-down
If it's a bolt, a bracket, a gasket or a clip
It's in the warehouse — it has always been in the warehouse

[Chorus]
You've been through to parts (parts, parts, parts)
Please leave the make, the model, and the year
You've been through to parts (parts, parts, parts)
The make, the model, and the year
Genuine parts only (genuine parts only)
Genuine parts only
The part exists — the part has always existed
Leave the make, the model, and the year

[Verse]
Our trade counter is currently busy (busy, busy)
Our trade counter is currently busy
We'll ring you back just as soon as somebody's free
And somebody is always free for a part

[Chorus]
You've been through to parts (parts, parts, parts)
Please leave the make, the model, and the year
You've been through to parts (parts, parts, parts)
The make, the model, and the year
Genuine parts only (genuine parts only)
Genuine parts only
The part exists — the part has always existed
Leave the make, the model, and the year

[Bridge]
Hi, you're through to Reg— (he hasn't, he hasn't)
(modem handshake rising... Reg picks up internally)
If it's metal and it once went on a van
There's one in a bag with the year wrote on it
The sun comes up, the part is in
The sun comes up, the part is in
Please leave the make — the make, the model — the model, and the year

[Chorus]
You've been through to parts (parts, parts, parts)
Please leave the make, the model, and the year
You've been through to parts (parts, parts, parts)
The make, the model, and the year
Genuine parts only (genuine parts only)
Genuine parts only
The part exists — the part has always existed
Leave the make, the model, and the year

[Outro]
Thank you for holding for nobody
Somebody's holding it for you
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