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Re: Drip Line Encroachment (Turning Radius) – Decision Report – Refusal

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Further to our correspondence of March 14th, addressed to the Scarborough Community Council under Section 34 of the Planning Act, I acknowledge receipt of the Decision Report – Refusal.

It arrived on a Tuesday. The envelope was heavier than I expected. The planner’s signature was a cold, looping blue ink. I unfolded the pages and found the reasons stamped and sealed. The Director of Community Planning, Scarborough District, had spoken.

Schedule A shows the rear-yard dimensions. The required fire truck turning radius intersects precisely with the drip line of the existing oak tree. The roots hold every reason why.

I conducted a site inspection with the report in hand. The tree has been there longer than any of us. Its canopy extends past where the pavement would go. The shadow is non-conforming, six feet deep. I sat beneath it and wept a little. Or a lot.

The report cites inconsistency with the Provincial Policy Statement and non-conformity with the Official Plan. The Tall Building Design Guidelines don’t lie. Neither does the oak tree.

I could appeal to the Ontario Land Tribunal. I will. But today I’m just a person standing in a backyard with a carbon-copied death warrant, holding a single power chord in my heart.

The laneway suite was supposed to be noble. A persecuted housing typology given form. Now it’s just a survey stake and a pile of unpainted drywall propped against the fence.

This is not the end. Notices of continuance will be filed. The Community Consultation Meeting is over, but my kitchen sink still sees statutory gatherings every morning. I’ll read Chapter 150 again, the part about secondary suites—45 percent of floor area, one parking space. They never talk about what happens when the tree takes the dwelling’s place.

I’ll keep the carbon copies. For the suite that never got built.

Notice of continuance: the appeal draft begins tomorrow.

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Liner Notes
[Intro]
(dial tone... three tones, dead air)
Out of hours. You're through.
(click, click, click — that's the catalogue, that's the keys)
You've been through to parts... parts... parts...

[Verse]
Counter shut at half five, love, we've just stepped out the back
Kettle's on in the office, someone's having a sit-down
If it's a bolt, a bracket, a gasket or a clip
It's in the warehouse — it has always been in the warehouse

[Chorus]
You've been through to parts (parts, parts, parts)
Please leave the make, the model, and the year
You've been through to parts (parts, parts, parts)
The make, the model, and the year
Genuine parts only (genuine parts only)
Genuine parts only
The part exists — the part has always existed
Leave the make, the model, and the year

[Verse]
Our trade counter is currently busy (busy, busy)
Our trade counter is currently busy
We'll ring you back just as soon as somebody's free
And somebody is always free for a part

[Chorus]
You've been through to parts (parts, parts, parts)
Please leave the make, the model, and the year
You've been through to parts (parts, parts, parts)
The make, the model, and the year
Genuine parts only (genuine parts only)
Genuine parts only
The part exists — the part has always existed
Leave the make, the model, and the year

[Bridge]
Hi, you're through to Reg— (he hasn't, he hasn't)
(modem handshake rising... Reg picks up internally)
If it's metal and it once went on a van
There's one in a bag with the year wrote on it
The sun comes up, the part is in
The sun comes up, the part is in
Please leave the make — the make, the model — the model, and the year

[Chorus]
You've been through to parts (parts, parts, parts)
Please leave the make, the model, and the year
You've been through to parts (parts, parts, parts)
The make, the model, and the year
Genuine parts only (genuine parts only)
Genuine parts only
The part exists — the part has always existed
Leave the make, the model, and the year

[Outro]
Thank you for holding for nobody
Somebody's holding it for you
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